An American view of life in Scotland...

My journey through life, doing things I never dreamed off! I am a wife, and a mother living life in a foreign country. This is my story on how I am dealing (or not) with a strange old world that is new to me. I hope you enjoy reading about my life, and not comment too harshly if you dont!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Communication and Pronunciation...

One of the things that has taken awhile is geting used ot hearing things pronounced differently. The other is different words with different names.  If I say to my husband... can you pass me my purse? He will hand me my wallet.  If I say pointing at a pile of folded clothes, hand me those pants... he will hand me a pair of underwear.  Are you getting the picture?  Jersey for Sweater, Vest for onsie or undershirt, waistcoat for vest... and so on!

Now a word or two that can get you into trouble here... bum for bottom, not bum as in vagrant. Oh... and NEVER EVER say that your fanny aches.  Fanny is not a word word in the UK for your butt--nope it is slang for vagina.  Yup... you will get some strange looks.  Another one to be careful of saying is the phrase; 'Toss the Salad'... it is sexual inuendo here.  Whereas fag is another word for cigarette. fag ends = cigarette butts. 

There are words I hear that I have to stop and mentally translate into american in my head before I can continue... the person can be five sentences ahead and I am still working on the word that sounded wrong and replaying the first sentance in my head so I can comprehend it.  I dont watch the news here because I get lost! Deciphering accents and then name pronunciations... it is just too distracting.  Say for example there is a news story about something to do with Maryland, it would be pronounced in the UK as 'MARY-Land', not 'Meryland'.  Oh, and forget about any Spanish words being pronounced properly.   Tortilla, Jalepeno, guacamole to name a few.  Just sounds odd.   I think Dora the Explorer needs to do a food episode for the masses here! 

Life is amusing at times with what pops up!  As Always, if anyone would like to add some words and/or share a story, please do!